If you are ready to get down to brass tacks - a term which here means, "ready to do a photo shoot with me," or, "having some questions about whether or not I'm the right guy for the job," or, "wondering what this is going to cost, exactly?" - this is the place to get a hold of me. So leave your message at the beep, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Beeeeep.